Question:
Why do they have only fake grass on the football fields in Iowa? ???
Answer:
So the cheerleaders don't graze during half time. 😀
P.S. I had a girlfriend many years ago that I told this joke to. She
responded with: "Don't tell that one to my mom. She was a cheerleader
when she was going to school in Iowa." I am not joking. 😮
Funny
I got these off of a cbssports dot com forum. Enjoy !!! 😀
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-Baton Rouge News Report: Football practice in Baton Rouge was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Les Miles, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
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-A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good LSU joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a LSU grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a LSU grad. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a LSU grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The first guy says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
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-And last but certainly not least...
Two Louisiana State University fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.
The first LSU fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The second LSU fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."
The first LSU fan asks, "Why not?"
The second LSU fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."
Source: -www.rivaljokes.com/team/Arkansas-
More Sports Rival Jokes
More from rivaljokes dot com 😀
A Colorado Buffaloes fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."
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Q: Why don't Colorado Buffaloes fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.
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Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Colorado weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Where was the last stadium where the Lions had a chance of winning?
The Coliseum ;D
Q: Why do the Dallas Cowboys now play on dirt?
A: Because Leon smoked all the grass and sniffed all the lines.
P.S.
You can find Leon listed at the top of the biggest sports blunders in history.
http:// sports.espn.go. com/espn/espn25/story?page=listranker/blunderresult
First Kansas Tech Fan:
Hey, did you hear about the Kansas Tech football player who was killed in a pie eating contest?
Second Kansas Tech Fan:
No, how did that happen?
First Kansas Tech Fan:
A cow stepped on his head.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Yep, Norris is one tough dude.
It has been three years and three months since I was last on this forum.
Hello to Blade and Michael.
Undefeated77
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, "Do you think there's baseball in Heaven?" Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal -- if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in Heaven, and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. Soon afterward, Sol sits in the park feeding the pigeons by himself and hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol... ." Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost. Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in Heaven?" "Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Sol. Abe says, "Well, there is baseball in Heaven." Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?" Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."
Holy shit! It's like I'm seeing a ghost as well. UD, where you been dude? It's like a blast from the past. How have you been?
Undefeated's Defunct Sports Teams Investments
Kansas City Kings / Seattle Supersonics - under 198
LOL
:woohoo: