Just so you guys know, some people do appreciate my handicapping skills, this guy keeps calling my house trying to talk to me about sports wagering. He tries to give his plays but he wants money for them. Today I was taking a dump and I talked to him while I was on the toilet. I told him I was releasing my Reindeer Game of the week and he begged me for the play. I told him I was going to wager one tenth of my bankroll on this game tonite and he begged me for the play. I told him to call back when I was done using the toilet and I would have the game ready for him. When he calls back I will get his name. He asked me if he could use my play tonite and I told him yes, but only this time. I have to go wash my hands.